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What can sexy ScarJo learn from beige Biel?
HONEST ANNOUNCEMENT: It’s not often that I’d proclaim Jessica Biel as a winner in the hair and beauty stakes. Truth be told, I’m known around the office as a bit of a Jessica Biel anti-fan. I think she’s a little on the ‘beige’ side.
That is, she’s not all that interesting. With her hair, her make-up and even her celebrity. I’d love to see her in a Lilo-style scandal just once. I’d even pay to see her rocking a thigh-high split, or a smoky eye that’s not quite so ‘safe’.
But alas, every time we see her on the red carpet she’s just beige, beige, beige. Nude lip, perfect skin, blunt fringe and a pale frock – it honestly puts me to sleep most of the time. Except for recently, when she was spotted next to Scarlett Johannson at the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in New York. ScarJo was rocking a mulberry lip just like Biel’s, as well as a comb over, set off by a pair of mis-placed braids on the left side of her head.
Honestly Scarjo, what were you thinking? The pretty twist in your hair on its own would have seen you score top points, I just can’t figure out why you’d want to add corn-row-style braids, too. You’ve made Jessica Biel look like a style queen – and I wasn’t sure that anyone could do that.
Okay, so even though Biel is a little beige, at least she knows what works for her. Her chic, sleek, low-slung twisted pony paired with statement earrings is a great look for her, and it makes her look red carpet ready – instead of like she’s spent the night at a girls’ slumber party.
Either way, she definitely needs to check herself before she wrecks herself. Come on ScarJo, work your magic!
What would you suggest ScarJo do to improve her look?
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